The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
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WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
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What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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