she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
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