Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
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