haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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