I heard we made out
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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