we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Jerry, you need to find god
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
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Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
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I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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