have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
So this guy is eyeing me from across the bar. Either the girl I hit on next to him is his girlfriend or he's her gay best friend. I should show him my Penis and find out.
Dude. Do it.
Definitely her date. But she saw it too. So now he used to be her date. Why can't this stuff Happen when I'm sober?
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
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