I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
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well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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