I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
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