I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
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