So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
I wanna passion pit in your ass
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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