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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
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