But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
We were destined to go to rehab together
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
How I know that I'm single: when I get a save the date for a wedding & I read "& guest" my first thought was does my bottle of Jack Daniels count.
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