Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
I just came up with the perfect plan. Once i'm a dentist i'm going to offer dad a million dollars to divorce mom.
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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