Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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