Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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