is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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