We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
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His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
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one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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