consequently i now know what mace tastes like
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
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Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
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I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
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