Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
I checked into jail on foursquare
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
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my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
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He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
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