But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
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