Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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