? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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