so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
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