Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
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