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How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
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