I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
i think i have herpe
just one?
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
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I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
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Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
So vagazzling was a success
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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