Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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