She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
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