So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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