Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
Dude, the girl next to me just farted. Worst part, it smells like astroglide
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
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Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
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Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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