She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
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It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
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Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
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