She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
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Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
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Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
send nudes
from the living room?
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