I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
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