have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
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sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
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The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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