Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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