i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
Randomize
