This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I went to the gynecologist and they said, "you're the most fun person we've ever had," and i thought, "that's exactly why i'm here!"
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
We don't watch enough power rangers
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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