So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
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No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
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Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
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Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
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