Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
im calling her cock vulture from now on
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
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