You're gonna have to start calling my house phone from now on
How come?
Cuz 'Dad' looked pretty similar to the word Dane when i sent that picture message
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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