Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
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As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
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wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
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