Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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