just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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