Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
Welp...herpes.
Do vagina's smell?
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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