is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
Our new roommate is sitting in the living room wearing a snuggie and clutching a handle of burnett's mixed with what appears to be crystal light and sobbing over a documentary about a dead race horse.
I know. Isn't she utterly fantastic?
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
Drake has all the answers
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
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