it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
and you fell through a lawn chair
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
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