I don't think brook has ever known best
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
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Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
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sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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