It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
God I need to hump something, right now.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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