I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
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