I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
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I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
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he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
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