It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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