she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
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i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
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If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
My liver is preforming stress tests.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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