Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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